Oopsie doodle! We ended up in space.
When Elon Musky launched that car up into space somehow we were aboard and now we are parachuting back down into the pool at Oasis. As our bodies morphed into something bizarre, we hope our friends and lovers will still accept us.
Also, we are all Muppets now.
Come experience the Carl Seganish wonders that are only available at Bathhouse & Body Works, viewed through a very large telescope. Come see what specks of dust we truly are!
In space nobody cares about orientation.
Blew up an asteroid, made a home.
The real space alien among us
Somehow the British came aboard our spaceship and they have decided to stay here!
DJs /// Cam Lee
POLE PERSON // Axel Blows
TAROT READING /// Resident Witch Jae!
SUPER FETISH ///
Hot Tub + Heated Pool + Sauna + Showers + Dungeon + ‘Rooms for Activities’ by Oasis Aqua Lounge
Your host ADAM “Moons over my hammy” COWAN is here for your questions and inspections.
We now have a group for you to keep abreast of things –
$25 Gender Neutral Pricing @ ze door.
Doors are at 8pm!
Includes Locker & Towels & Full Access.
Be sure to bring your ID. Very strict.
Wear as much as everything or as little as nothing.
This event is for all orientations and all gender identities.
We do our best to make this a good time for everyone. If you find anybody not respecting you for ANY reason, please alert security, the staff, or Adam.