2017 is here and that’s true in every way. Some people will turn 17 this year. They are not welcome at this party.
2017 is a larger number than any previous year too. This means the party has to ‘up the ante’. Therefore we have many insane things for January. These are all for the purpose of fulfilling your new year’s resolutions. Want to travel? Travel to a heated pool and close your eyes. When I do that I see colourful squiggly lines. To me this a vacation. Towels are free.
Why is the poster a Jenga tower?
Who are all these people?
DOTTIE DANGERFIELD (House of Filth)- The bioqueen that has been taking over Toronto with their raunchy skills, come experience the meat curtains provocateur!
NANCY BOCOCK (House of Filth) – A Flutist, The Most Beautiful Girl in Toronto, and absolutely disgusting.
CAM LEE (Feministry) – DJ to the stars and hallucinations of the heavens and the hells.
Pø Nÿ (Anxiety Social) – Creature of unknown accent will bring their unique set to you.
SAMMY SAMOSA – Drag King extraordinary will lead a workshop to get your organs moving, a pre prep prep talk for you adventurous souls.
Introducing….SYBIAN JENGA – We take two horse saddle vibrators, we put a game of Jenga in the middle. Each removed Jenga block leads to an increase in vibration. Available to all genders in all orifices. Nobody wins but everybody wins.
Glitch Porn by Effie Eff
Resident Pole Master AXEL BLOWS will be back for further movements of all sorts.
Your host ADAM “Sick-Boy” COWAN is here for your questions and inspections.
We now have a group for you to keep abreast of things –
$20 Gender Neutral Pricing @ ze door.
Includes Locker & Towels & Full Access.
Be sure to bring your ID. Very strict.
Wear as much as everything or as little as nothing.
Single, taken, queer, gay, straight, bi, trans, lesbian, questioning and kinky. This event is for all sexual orientations and all gender identities.
Poster by the lovely Squidra Em